Between all o’ t’ birthdays, anniversaries, and national holidays that we’ve got t’ remember, we can’t forget about some o’ t’ more important international holidays. Like, today. Septemeber 19 be International Talk Like a Pirate day.
So, when you be at work or school today, make aye t’ answer t’ phone or talk t’ your buckos as any good pirate would. Say thin’s like “ahoy”, “avast”, and “arrrr”. But just remember, it be “International Talk Like a Pirate Day”, not “International Act Like a Pirate Day”, so no pillagin’.
The english to pirate translator.
Wikipedia article on the holiday.